That’s right ladies and gentlemen. I will not be detered by a pathetic showing against the league’s cellar dwelling Rams. I have gazed into the future through my burgundy crystal ball and I see that the Redskins will return with a strong performance and a win.

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More specifics about the game, as it has become so crystal clear to me through my visions of the future.

• The Redskins will score a defensive touchdown
• The Redskins will have a defensive touchdown
• The Browns will not have an offensive touchdown. They will be limited to field goals and a special teams return for 6
• Clinton Portis will rush for more than 100 yards, and Jason Campbell will get Moss involved in the offense again, throwing one touchdown to him, and 6+ catches.
• The score will be 14-6 Redskins at half, and then we will go up 21-6 late in the third quarter. The Browns will return the kick to make it interesting, 21-13, but we will settle down and put the game away with a touchdown to make the final score.

Folks, I call it like I see it, and I see it like it will be. That’s just my gift.