Redskins Bandwagon

Today’s daily wagon is dedicated to the crumblin’ fumblin’ Cowboys. As I’ve said before, there are two goals for ‘Skins fans every Sunday: the Redskins must win, and Dallas must lose. And the priority is not necessarily in that order.

This is why the Cowboys current soap opera is so very tantalizing. They had the arrogance to assume they would inherit the SuperBowl this season. Why even play the games, when we can just crown them champs now?

Not only do they arrogantly claim to be America’s team, but they ignore the mounting evidence of their historic ineptitude and the reality that they have not won a playoff game this decade. What other losing franchise gets away with that?

My advice to Cowboys fans: open your eyes, your team is pedestrian at best, cellar-dwelling at worst. It will save you disappointment, and give you something attainable to work for this year, a high draft pick.